Ideal for Secret Santas, stocking fillers and a slightly different sort of book (almost a Karaoke book if that floats your boat) to give to friends, relatives, colleagues…anyone who has ever been near a hospital, in fact. a snip at £6.99 (free UK delivery), order via the website for rapid despatch. The order form gives you the opportunity to add a greeting, and orders on this website will be signed by the author. What more could you want? Well, probably lots, but ‘Who’s the Diabetic Fish?’ should give you a smile while you’re thinking about it. Go on, what have you got to lose? (A: £6.99)